"We got played by the same guy... do you want vodka or tequila?"
We got played once again with another familiar and cliched romantic comedy with uninspired performances, weak direction, and poor writing. I guess Leslie Mann could have used some help from her husband, Judd Apatow, because the material she had to work with here was completely unfunny, or at least she should have asked him for advice before accepting to make this film. I'm sure she had a lot of fun making this, but I wish we could have at least had half the fun watching this as she did making it. She was really annoying, especially during the first half hour, and it's a shame because she is an extremely funny actress. I've seen Cameron Diaz playing similar roles before (for example in The Sweetest Thing which this film reminded me a lot of) so I wasn't as surprised with how uninspiring her performance was. Kate Upton looked great, but that is all she had to offer in a film where she felt completely lost playing alongside Diaz and Mann. As for Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, well he is much better as a Lannister. I really can't blame the actors because the material they had to work with was too cliche and their characters completely one dimensional. They were all stereotypes and their was no personality whatsoever to this comedy. The jokes are all recycled and there are very few funny moments. I wasn't expecting much from this film really, but I didn't think it would be as bad as it was.
The Other Woman (or should I say, The Other Women) lacks substance and the funniest scenes for me were the ones borrowed from other comedies I'd seen in the past. I don't know why Hollywood producers think poop and vomit jokes need to be included in all comedies, but it needs to stop because they are not funny anymore. I'm all up for female empowerment, but this isn't really the way to go. This is easily one of the worst movies of the year and I should have avoided it. We have several contenders here for the Razzies and I forgot to mention how bad Nicki Minaj was in her supporting role here.
¨A ghost is
an emotion bent out of shape, condemned to repeat itself time and time again.¨
Another South
American director has made his splash on Hollywood after the successful debut
of Mama in theaters this year. Argentinean director, Andres Muschietti, made
over 70 million dollars in the box office and received decent reviews for this
horror/suspense film based on a short 3 minute movie he directed in 2008. That
short film garnered the attention of movie executives such as Guillermo Del
Toro who decided to produce and present this film. The fact that Del Toro´s
name was used here and that the coveted Jessica Chastain signed on to play the
main character gave Muschietti the tremendous possibility of debuting on a high
note. The formula worked pretty well because critics and audiences seemed to
enjoy this film alike, and we could be heading to the start of a new horror
franchise. I enjoyed most of the movie, and loved Jessica Chastain´s
performance, but the ending just ruined the entire film for me. It is kind of
the same problem pretty much every ghost story film has. I feel like most of
the endings in this genre are pretty unsatisfying and ruin the entire suspense
the film has been building throughout the story. There is no denying that
Japanese films have heavily influenced the genre with films such as The Ring,
The Grudge, Dark Water, and One Missed Call which have all been remade, but the
truth of the matter is the only film that really worked with critics was The
Ring. They have tried to imitate its success, but I haven’t been scared like I
was with The Ring, which had a pretty satisfying ending compared to the rest. I
do prefer this type of psychological horror more than the gory slasher films,
but I find it troubling that they can´t find a satisfying ending. My favorites
in this genre will always be the first two I saw: Zemeckis´s What Lies Beneath
and The Ring. The rest have all fallen short. Mama was close to achieving that
similar success in my opinion, but the ending really hurt it.
The film
centers around two girls named Lilly (Isabelle Nelisse) and Victoria (Megan
Charpentier) who are abandoned in a cabin in the middle of the woods after
their father murdered their mother and was attacked by some presence inside the
cabin. Five years later the search finally pays off and their Uncle Lucas
(Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) finds them. To everyone´s surprise the two girls have managed
to survive on their own, but they live like animals crawling around the floor
and talking to walls. Lucas and his girlfriend, Annabel (Jessica Chastain)
decide to raise the kids with the help of Dr. Dreyfuss (Daniel Kash) who
continues to treat the girls in order for them to make the transition from
their isolated lives to a normal and nurturing family life. Annabel soon
discovers that these girls might have never been on their own and that somehow
the presence that was with them in the cabin might be in their home as well. Several
suspenseful and horrifying events begin to take place while the girls continue
to talk to shadows in the walls and call out for Mama.
The film has
several thrills and suspenseful moments with a great performance from Jessica
Chastain. It was good to see her try out a different role and she proves she
can do about everything. It´s hard to find good performances in horror films,
but this may be one of the best. The movie also has its weaknesses like pretty
much all horror films do considering the protagonists always seem to make
stupid decisions, but that is what makes the genre so entertaining at times.
They are clichés which we have learned to accept. The two girls were also
surprisingly good, they had strong performances as well. I really enjoyed
everything about the movie up to the last 15 minutes which pretty much ruined
everything. Psychological thrillers usually have this impact: they begin with a
lot of promise but end up on the wrong note, and that is exactly how I felt about
Mama along with Sinister, a similar movie I got to see a few months ago. The
film is above average thanks to Jessica Chastain, and Guillermo Del Toro´s
influence in the production of the movie, but that is about it.